It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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