I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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