Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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