just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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