Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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