What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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