It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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