Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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