We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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