She's JV to your varsity
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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