Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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