went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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