North Korea, Best Korea!
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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