i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
we have officially lost it.
That's intense
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Did I show you my penis last night?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
