honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm like, not good at living.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Randomize
