id be glad to
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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