I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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