Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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