I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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