Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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