I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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