i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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