absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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