I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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