Will you blow on my dice?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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