What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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