somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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