EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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