Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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