please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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