Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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