I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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