seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Randomize
