Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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