I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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