Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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