oh god the rape fog is back!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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