Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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