the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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