doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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