Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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