Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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