have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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