Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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