I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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