is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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