please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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