Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
