Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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