Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Reggie can tackle my bush.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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