I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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